Well, I liked the "climactic" story the best...... 
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From: "Joe Earles"
I have temporary hearing loss in my right ear at the moment because of another bimbette who kept screaming in my ear. Somehow, I don't know how, she made it to the rail and Stapp's hand brushed her finger. She starts screaming all the louder and made sure the whole pit knew she had just...well....become rather happy. She then told everyone around her that as soon as she had 5 minutes alone she and Stappy were going to have a good time together.